Brains In a Vat

I'm stuck in a traffic jam with nowhere to run for miles.

earthtochloe:

in the Doctor Who fandom we don’t say ‘i love you’ we say ‘see you around Professor River Song’ and i think that’s so traumatically beautiful that it riPS MY HEART INTO A TINY MILLION PIECES AND SCATTERS THEM ACROSS ALL TIME AND SPACE

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17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

ahahah oh my god

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I love Community, but what asshole picked the theme song?  It just seems so out of place for the theme of the show.

professorriversong-archaeologist:

hencethe:

Something that makes me happy is we still don’t know what the one time was, because it’s not when they’re married. He says that’s when he’ll tell her his name but instead he reveals that he’s really inside the teselecta.

She also didn’t learn it at Trenzalore - she already knew it, and that’s why it was spoken. So everyone saying we’re done seeing River for awhile, let me tell you, we still have some serious business to address between these two. And I am happy to wait to find out what it is, because that means we get more River guest starring on the way there.

River also said she made him tell her (all sorts of naughty thoughts came to mind, baha!) but I’m sure it was a good reason.

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pontmercyanide:

some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.

and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about

and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”

she meant henry david thoreau.

i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend

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